Thursday, December 28, 2006

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince by J.K. Rowling

Ah...Harry Potter, our beloved character. ;) I used to be a mad Harry Potter freak, but now my madness has been watered down so I only get obsessed prior to a movie or book release. Otherwise, I'm just a "normal" HP fan.

I couldn't wait to read the 6th book, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and as soon as it was announced, I pre-ordered it. Harry Potter pwned my life, pretty much, for the next couple of days.

I recieved my book a second after it was released; literally! I was second in line and there were 4 check-out areas. No sooner were the boxes (with the books) ripped open that I had a copy in my hands. Yes, I couldn't wait to read it...

I finished the 652 page book in less than 1 day; about 4 hours of non-stop reading. Seriously! No kidding. =o. J.K.'s past wonderful, breathtaking books influenced me all the way to never lay it down- except when my parents made me. Ugh.

The book was like J.K's other ones; magical, creative, mysterious, suspenseful, breathtaking, humorous and simply enjoyable. The plot, however, was revealed too quickly and it was much too fast-paced...well, it could have used a lot more work compared to her other magical books. There was too much death, darkness and a lot more could be fixed. And too many new things were introduced at once.

There were also many upsetting events for prior HP fans that made me weep. Serious. Not a lot, but I did. Shocking, yes, how a book can make you cry. What's more shocking is that the book was pure fiction (though sometimes, it seems so real, it's hard to believe that, but whatever).

**********WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW************

The most saddening part (to me) was when Dumbledore died. Yes, Dumbledore! He was the only good guy left and J.K. had to wipe him away. *Sob*. Also, I could tell that Draco didn't want to be a dark eater; Voldemort made him. Sadness, sadness.

Here's a funny list to make up for the sadness of these events. =(

101 Ways to Get Killed by Voldy =D
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.
11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
13. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'
14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'
15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.
16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.
17. Be cheerful.
18. When he tries to impress you with his powers say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'
19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.
20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.'
21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'
22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'
23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.
24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.
25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there....
26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?
27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.
28. 'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'
29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.
31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little heart here, o dark one' whenever he starts to talk of what has caused to become who he is.
33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'
34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.
35. Mock his choice of Quirrel as a 'host'.
36. Tell you think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways'
37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.
38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!'
39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
40. Buy him a stress ball.
41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
42. Call him Tommy-boy.
43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.
45. Say he 'looked better under the turban'
46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.
47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.
48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length.
49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.
50. 'Imperius' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful'
51. Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime you think he needs to make a 'grand entry'.
52. Paint all the Death-Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.
53. Throw him a 'care-bears' themed birthday party.
54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.
55. Politely exclaim now and again that you 'don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles'
56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the top of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment'
57. Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.
58. Ask him to dance a polka with you.
59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.
60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?'
61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you.
62. Tell him you know this great therapist in London....
63. Throw tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them.
64. Tell him you've met plently of people more evil than he.
65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.
66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.
67. Steal, snap and bury his wand.
68. Tell him Lucius did it.
69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.
70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
71. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever and nasty.
72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause'
73. Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling'
74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.
75. When he's done something particularly nasty - cross your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do you really think Salazar would have approved of that?'
76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.'
77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
78. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy'
80. Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.
81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated by him. Treat him as you would an eccentric aquaintance.
82. Cuddle him at random moments.
83. Sign him up for Little-League.
84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.
85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.
86. Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie'
87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.
88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter or Dumbledore.
89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.
90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.
91. Write sonnets for him.
92. Insist he help you with the newspaper crossword every morning.
93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.
94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie'
95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak'.
96. Mock his baldness.
97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')
98. Get him drunk.
99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah'
100. Let him catch you trying on Death-Eater robes.
101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.

Hehe, okay, I'm happy again.

Anyways, about the plot...many people call it, "Harry Potter and the Half-Baked Plot." Though I do feel that there is a gigantic part that is missing in the book that is present in the others, I don't think it's as bad as many other people. Like here, for instance.

Rating: 9/10- Would be a bit lower, buy Kudos because of J.K.'s other, better books =)
Age Range: 12+

Here is a quick and fast review of the other books, in order from worst to best..
**Note: None of these are really "bad", just the worst from J.K.'s other books. ;)

1) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince- explained above. It's not bad, I still LOVE it, but it's the worst out of J.K.'s other books. (7.5/10)

2) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets- many people liked it a LOT, but for some reason, I didn't like it as much as others. It was good, but not as good as the others. I just don't know why. ;) 9/10

3) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire- great book! I liked it. No real complaints, just at the end was kind of, well, depressing. 9.9/10

4) Harry Potter and the Order of Pheonix- I personally have no complaints for this book, except that Sirius should have lived. =( Otherwise, J.K. probably has her reasons and overall it's great!! Very beautifully written and hilarious. ;o Many people don't like it as much, but I do. 9.9/10

5) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone- I love it! It's a great start to the series, though I must admit that the first 40 or so pages were rather boring. :X 10/10

6) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban- Oh. My. Gosh. Has there been a better book ever written?! I think not. Even though the parts where Peter was escaping was so darn frustarating (you just wanted to go inside the book and yell at Harry and Hermione), that actually made me like it more! Extra points for Sirius. I pwn him. XD 10.999/10

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown

Now, The Da Vinci Code is an ultra popular book that even kids who hate books in my class were reading. In fact, so popular, that everyone at least knows the name, even if they hadn't read it. It has caused some religious worldwide distress (good or bad, you decide) and once I read this book, the reason was clear.

This book is around 600 pages and I must tell you, Dan Brown did an awful lot of research, obviously, to produce this one book (but it was probably worth it, as it is now on bestsellers worldwide). You will clearly see the amount of research throughout this book.

The Da Vinci Code is about religion, mostly Christianity. It talks a LOT about Jesus, Holy Grail, Da Vinci, Art and that kind of stuff. Have at least a little knowledge about these subjects before you read it to get a better understanding. Being Muslim and so religious, I already had some knowledge about other religions before I read this, so I was mostly okay. Only the Holy Grail parts really confused me, though now I have a good understanding.

The mystery in this book is overwhelming; the most intense parts for religious people is that it uncovers so many mysteries about our religions. Whether it is true or not is a whole other mystery. Even for not-so-religious people, this book overwhelms you with the possibilities. Even when the book is finished, you probably have at least a million more questions.

The main character in the good side, if I had to pick one, would probably be Robert Langdon. Sophie is a definite second.

The setting of this book is Europe. Occasionally, there are lines of French scattered throughout the book but nothing the reader can't make a good translation inference of. It is also set in a series of a few days with a lot of flashbacks. Filled with so much adventure, it seems like months, but actually, it wasn't more than 2 days. What makes this seem odd is that most authors describe a whole year in 100 pages, yet Dan Brown choses to describe each moment of their 2 days in strict detail in 600 pages. But don't worry about getting confused; there are plenty of flashbacks to get everything straight.

This book also describes two "sets" of people- evil and good- alternately through each chapter until the end, which is when they collide (meet).

The writing was great, colorful and kept me interested, despite the fact that this book was made at the reading level of adults.

This is a must-read for mystery lovers. I am not that much of a mystery fan, but I did like this book- a LOT. I recommend this book to most readers. The only thing that I (and a few of my friends, too) think Dan Brown could have improved was at the way end (I won't tell you what it is) but other than that, I have no more words to help this book be better than it already is.

Yay!

Age Range: About 13+
Rating: 9.5/10

**Note: These are my opinions on this book ;)

My First Post, My First Books

Since this is my first post, I have decided to post about my intense interest in books and my favorite first books (a.k.a. childhood books, though I am still only 13). At first, I just thought that reading was something pointless that you did in school to get a good grade. It didn't help, either, that my parents didn't care exceptionally about books. I truly realized how much I loved books at the age of 9; when I finished Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone in order to get into a Language Arts sponsored field trip to Kemah Boardwalk (very famous here in Texas). Long story; maybe I'll tell you later. ;)

My favorite book at age 1-5 was hands down The Book of Children. It contained all my favorite nursery rhymes, including Bah-Bah Black Sheep and Jack and Jill. I would force my mom or dad to read it to me! I liked to laugh at the sound-alike words. Odd, but true. :D

At 6-8 I enjoyed simple books like the Arthur series and later on, the hilarious Junie B. Jones series. However, even now, I was not a particularly avid reader.

At 9, I truly "discovered" books, as you may call it. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone was a requirement to get into this field trip. At first, I could not get past the first 40 pages; I must remind you, reading was not my favorite thing then. J.K. Rowling made Harry Potter for slightly older teenage readers. I did not know half the vocabulary and was confused by the British-popular phrases "dung," "rubbish," and [now my personal favorite one], "bloody hell!" I "quit" reading it many times before actually finishing it.

When I finally did get through it, however, it instantly became my favorite book. Though the first 40 or so pages were rather boring for a 9-year old reader like me, by the 100th page I was hooked. Not only did it teach me the proper usage of dialogue quotes, semicolons and expanded my vocabulary by a mile, (yes, very helpful in writing! I was the best writer in my class a few months after reading this book. But that's another story.) it also entertained me in a way I never experienced before; all the fun, thrill and mystery of an adventure without the risk and danger. It was...addicting.

By 10, I had finished the entire Harry Potter series faster then I had finished most picture books. The 2nd was finished in 2 weeks, the 3rd in 1 week and the 4th in 1 week. I usually stayed up a couple of hours at night to finish it.

My reading experience had truly changed and just begun.